Thursday, November 20, 2008

Natalie Portman

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Model: Julia Knoth
Shot by The Popular Guru

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Natalie Portman
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Over scones, croissants and a pot of hot coffee, my second visit with my mentor Joseph; Lini, Joseph’s wife, was looking @ my photos of NP.

“You know who she looks like?” Lini said out loud.

“Who”

“Oh what’s that actress’s name, the girl from Star Wars?”

“Natalie Portman”



“Oh yeah, you’re right, she does, doesn’t she? I didn’t even realize that.”

“Same facial structure…hair color…skin tone”

“Different bodies”



“I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this, but she looks yummy…can I say that?” Lini.

“No you can’t-cause she has heels”

“Lots of them, expensive ones too”

“Now that you mention it, I had a crush on Natalie Portman. Not the Natalie Portman from Star
Wars but the Natalie Portman with boyish hair from the short film before The Darjeeling Limited, Hotel Chevalier. Natalie was just a girl in Star Wars, she was a woman in The Darjeeling.”

I wonder if Julia would ever cut her hair like that. Natalie went bald @ one point. Hence that band named “Natalie Portman’s Bald Head”.



“I told you to be careful of girls with high heels like that” Joseph.

“It’s too late, I can’t help myself I think I have something of a fetish for girls in high heels, if that’s possible?”

“Oh yeah, it’s possible...it’s called being a man” Joseph.

More from the photo shoot coming soon...

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3 CLICK TO COMMENTS!:

Joseph said...

Just so that it's documented and noted somewhere
I would never justify anything under the premiss of
"It's called being a man"
Or for that fact "It's called being a women", being a child, being a cat, a dog,
Fuck!, I'm hard pressed to even justify something as "Oh it's called being a Human"
People make individual choices, each person has choices to make
Me I'm always Prayin'
And Thanking God
Oh and by the way the photos are nice
And the young Lady is "Yummy!"
It's not just a guy thing Lini agrees
Joseph

Anonymous said...

Just so that it's documented and noted somewhere
I would never justify anything under the premiss of
"It's called being a man"
Or for that fact "It's called being a women", being a child, being a cat, a dog,
Fuck!, I'm hard pressed to even justify something as "Oh it's called being a Human"
People make individual choices, each person has choices to make
Me I'm always Prayin'
And Thanking God
Oh and by the way the photos are nice
And the young Lady is "Yummy!"
It's not just a guy thing Lini agrees
Joseph

Kemit said...

She definitely resembles Natalie Portman...from the neck up. Can't wait to see the other photos!